The Subtlest One!!

A group of Jewish friends discuss if it would have been better not to have been born.

"Of course it would," says one of them,"but how many of us have such luck?"

I had a funny dream a while back. I dreamt I was awake, but when I woke up, I found I was asleep.

Not absolute!!

Once there was a great connoisseur. He was a wine taster. A friend invited him to his house because he had some very, very old valuable wines and he wanted to show this man his collection. He wanted this man's appreciation. He gave him one of his most valuable wines. The man tasted it but remained silent. He didn't say anything, not even that it was good. The friend felt hurt. Then he gave him a very rough ordinary wine. He tasted it and said,"Very, very good,fine!"

The friend was puzzled. He said,"I am puzzled. I gave you one of the rarest , most valuable wines, and you remained silent, yet to this ordinary, not even costly, rough wine, you praised it."

The connoisseur said,"For the first, nobody is required to say anything. It speaks for itself. But for the second, somebody is needed to praise it, otherwise it will feel hurt!"