Something Light

This one cracked me up...

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old?" Well... You'll Love This One!

I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His, Dds, Which Bore His Full Name.

Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-Haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-Odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then??

Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding Gray-Haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.

Hmmm,...Or Could He??? After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended So And So High School. "Yes. Yes, I Did" He Gleamed With Pride.

"When Did You Graduate?" I Asked. He Answered, "In 1959. Why Do You Ask?"

"You Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed. He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-Of-A-Bitch Asked,

"What Did You Teach?"