6.08.2006

The Last Tag

Now this is the end of moi tag quota (floated by Blabbergob) before I post some articles which are long due. Some experiences which hopefully I do justice to with moi expressions. One to do with the two week break and another - an epilogue to The Package.

Some of moi singular traits:

1 - I never backspace on moi writing and emails. Once I start writing or typing, the backspace & delete key vanishes unless I am being scored for my work.

2 - I can guess people's personality better by their writing than by their speech i.e. I am a poor judge of people in person :). Judging by the past, moi accuracy has been close to 95%. Sometimes, writing has revealed some startling facts, otherwise not obvious.

3 - I am totally at ease with moi body.

4 - They say curiosity killed the cat but mine has nine lives. The mysterious holds a special attraction for me be it occult, black magic, voodoo, meditation, astronomy et al. Eleven years back, I attended a black magic convention held on the outskirts of Pune with someone who practiced it. And wonder of wonders, I was allowed to witness some events which would be impossible to believe unless seen personally & Which of course cant be made public on the blog. Gurdjieff says we attract forces according to our being. Maybe there is some truth in that statement. I have had a myriad of eclectic experiences with strange people. I love mysteries, new experiences and have this incurable desire to experience the same.

5 - I sometimes lie for no reason. Nothing serious. E.g. I might say I went to the laundry when I might have actually been at the gym. Trivial questions are a bane sometimes.

6 - I can't swim over water. I can only swim underwater like a frog. No matter how much I have tried, its a wall.

Hmm, now to ask someone to mention the unthinkables.


Cocaine Jesus
Devil's advocate
A little read book
Cherrypicker
Elucidations
Blow

Simple instructions:

What you need to do:
1) post a blog with six weird facts about you
2) tag 6 people at the end of ur post...victimize them unawares and pass the buck
3) post a comment in their blogs letting them know that they’ve been tagged and ask them to visit your blog for info.

6.07.2006

The Purrfect Lover

Blow tagged me on a tough one. Rules of the tag are:
1. Come up with 8 different points of your perfect lover.
2. Mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Moi perfect lover? Mmm!! Reminds me of that quote "I spent a lifetime searching for that perfect woman, but when I found her, I found she was searching for her perfect man" or something like that. Still, since wishes are horses here, I will ride:

1 - A creature of gay abandon. Literally.
2 - A little mysterious. Someone who opens the Bible of her life in the initial warm-up phases is a big turn-off. As it is, I don't care about the past,be it mine or yours.
3 - Has at least a couple of funny bones. Not just understand jokes but crack 'em too.
4 - Passionate about her ideals and sensitive to what surrounds her
5 - Loves books, music and travel (in any order).
6 - A little coy :)
7 - Understands silence.
8 - A coco-nut.

Umm, now the 3rd rule of this game. You are tagged:

Blue Athena
I Write U Read
Blabbergob (Sorry about this :D )
River's Blue Elephants
The Lazy Shall Inherit The Earth
Chakraviyuh
A Slice of Me
Random Musings of An Innocent Bystander (Your blogname had me in splits)

6.05.2006

The Hundred Yard Tag

Picked this from Karmic's den.). I have to reply to Blow and Sujay's tag but since this takes max 5 minutes...Blow, yers is next (required a long think) and Sujay - I wonder if I should make moi oddity public..Musing but will take a shot.

(X) smoked a cigarette
( ) crashed a friend's car
(X) stolen a car (me and a friend did it to learn driving when we were 13)
(X) been in love
( ) been dumped (It's not fun, but my self preservations instincts are strong so...)
(X) shoplifted (Once..)
( ) been fired
(X) been in a fist fight (Abhor violence but once in it, give it moi all)
(X) snuck out of your parent's house
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (who hasn't?)
(X) gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend
(X) skipped school (Lotsa times in moi last two years at secondary)
(X) seen someone die (Hmm)
(X) had a crush on one of your Internet friends (Well..gryn)
( ) been to Canada (Not yet but hopefully this year sometime)
( ) been to Mexico
(X) been on a plane
(X) eaten sushi
( ) been skiing-snow or water
(X) met someone from the Internet (Of course!! Karmic, if ye ever come to Mumbai, holler)
(X) been at a concert
(X) taken painkillers
(X) love someone or miss someone right now (Breathe in love, breathe out love all the time)
(X) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party (Ewww!! Booze party?)
(X) flown a kite (As a kid, fun filled indeed!)
(x) built a sand castle
(X) gone puddle jumping
(X) played dress up
(X) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) gone sledding
(X) cheated while playing a game (Haha!! Lots of times as a kid. It's fun especially if no one knows)
(X) been lonely
(X) fallen asleep at work/schoo
( ) used a fake ID (Nopes. Somehow don't attest to it)
(X) watched the sun set
(X) felt an earthquake (As a kid ages ago, still remember it vividly we lived on the 4th floor,not fun)
(X) slept beneath the stars
(X) been tickled
(X) been robbed (Yes. Caught the fella but ended up giving a fifty seeing his pathetic state)
(X) been misunderstood
(X) pet a reindeer/goat/kangaroo
(X) won a contest
(X) run a red light/stop sign (Am from India)
(X) been suspended from school
( ) been in a car crash (Am really careful with machines)
( ) had braces
(X) felt like an outcast/third person
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) had deja vu (Lotsa times)
(X) danced in the moonlight (Er! In the nude too by the river after skinny dipping)
(X) liked the way you looked
( ) witnessed a crime
(X) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(X) squished mud through your bare feet
(X) been lost
(x) been on the opposite side of the country
(X) swam in the ocean (Floated is more like it)
(X) felt like dying
( ) cried yourself to sleep
(X) played cops and robbers
(X) recently colored with crayons
(X) sang karaoke (Oh yes!! Love it)
(X) paid for a meal with only coins (Still do)
(X) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) made prank phone calls (Still do. Love it)
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) danced in the rain
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus Does writing it as Santa count?
( ) been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about (Now this I haven't so far but hopefully sometime)
(X) blown bubbles
(X) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party (No way!!)
( ) gone roller skating
(X) had a wish come true (So many times)
(X) jumped off a bridge (4 feet bridge counts? :p)
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
( ) kissed a mirror
(X) sang in the shower
(X) had a dream that you married someone (:o Ye meant nightmare eh?)
( ) glued your hand to something
( ) kissed a fish
( ) climbed a water tower
(X) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours (Are you nuts?)
(X) stayed up all night
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree (berries, guavas and lotsa fruits but no apples)
(X) climbed a tree
(X) had a tree house
( ) been too scared to watch a scary movie alone - Huh?
(X) believe in ghosts
( ) have more than 30 pairs of shoes
(X) worn a really ugly outfit to school (Moi uniform was ugly, hugly :p)
(X) gone streaking (That was some experience in Puri)
(X) gone doorbell ditching (Still do)
( ) been pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on
(X) told you're hot by a complete stranger (Wasn't sure whether she was lying ;) and didn't care when he did..grrr)
(X) broken a bone (not mine)
(X) been easily amused
(X) caught a fish then ate it (and crab too)
(X) caught a butterfly
(X) laughed so hard you cried
(X) cried so hard you laughed
(X) cheated on a test (How else do you clear all the years in school?)
(X) forgotten someone's name
( ) French braided someone's hair
(X) gone skinny dipping in a pool/hot tub/river (Best experience. And then drying moiself in the grass eating coconut malai)
(X) been threatened to be kicked out of your house or been kicked out of your house
(X) loved someone so much you would gladly die for THEM
( ) cheated on someone
( ) talk to yourself when noones around (it's a good pick me up and sounding board.:).)
( ) hate someone you once loved (Not possible. )
(X) love someone you once hated (Has happened)

If someone wants to take a shot - be moi guest..