6.19.2006

It's Time to Get a Little Conscious

A woman committed suicide by jumping off a ten storey building onto the sidewalk. She was lying naked on her back when a priest came over and put his hat over the woman's vagina.

A drunk passing by seeing the woman and the hat exclaimed,"The first thing we have got to do is get that guy out of there!"

26 comments:

Sujay Sukumar said...

hehe ... imagine, a priests hat, of all things!!!!

karmic said...

heh!

Anonymous said...

ugh ugh

teacup said...

where was this?? god!!wat is this world coming to!!!

White Magpie said...

Sujay: ;)

Karmic: :D

Demi: Wot? It happened in NY ;)

Chandni: Hmmmph!!!

Yashita: Didn't happen for real. Just a gentle reminder for everyone to be more conscious. Jokes are a good way to drive home a point methinx..

Anonymous said...

Actually, something of the sort did happen a few centuries ago in India. It is a very famous tale involving two well known saints from Maharashtra (no dead bodies). I won't bore you with the story though.

Wanderer said...

tch tch! It's horror with a sense of humour!

Russell CJ Duffy said...

black humour at its best

Ekta said...

hmmmp!!
Sigh...!

Anonymous said...

:-) It just tells what the most of us, mere mortals are obsessed with.

Lyrically speaking said...

Hmmmmm...interesting, wow

White Magpie said...

Dadoji: Please bore. Would love to hear something like that happening here :))

Lovemarks: Hehe!!

Cocaine Jesus: What's life without humour? And black at that..Ah love the seedy ones..

Ekta: Now what was that? Liked it or not? :D

Alka: Welcome!! Sad but true.

Delaleuverses: A thousand welcomes. Keep visiting moi.

~Nitoo Das~ said...

gaaah!

shikha said...

Magpie..It's time to update ya'ar!

Anonymous said...

:)

Sujay Sukumar said...

where art thou?

Blue Athena said...

Arrgh! Read this before though.

No updates? :)

Dreamcatcher said...

the joke was ewww and I've come back thrice and read this...
post dreams architect post.

Yasser Rahman said...

ooooooo..nice ;P

Monika said...

good one :) i had a good luagh and ya i agree with u that jokes are a good way to drive home a message

PS: thanks for dropping by my blog. keep coming

White Magpie said...

Meenakshi: Thanks for the invite. I will take that up definitely.

River: Hehe!!

Shikha: Okay Okay. Did it.

Chandu: :)

Sujay: So you have come out of hibernation. Here I am.

Silvermoon: Heeheee!!

Blue: Updated. And ye should too. Too much work makes Jill a....;)

Dreamcatcher: Ye really liked the joke. Admit it. hehe ;)

Yasser: Ah...Welcome sar..

Monika: Haha!! Good to find yet another someone who enjoys a good laugh..One for you - "A man asked a rabbi,"Why didn't Jesus choose to be born in twentieth-century America?"

The rabbi shrugged his shoulders and said,"In America? It would have been impossible. Where can you find a virgin, firstly? And secondly, where will you find three wise men?"

;)

EATING POETRY said...

I know you posted this a while ago, but this is too funny... definitley gave me a much needed dose of laughter for today. Thanks!@

Varsha said...

ouch....can't the drunk leave a dead woman aside...

White Magpie said...

EP: I am glad..

Varsha: Drunks don't leave anyone 'aside' lol

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